John Lewis toilets - 4/5

Quiet and out the way, brought down slightly by the weird fabric pull hand towel.

Argyle street - 5/5

Those are some good quiet toilets in princes square, 3rd floor. Although if you want really quiet, try the Jury's Inn toilets on the 1st floor opposite the meeting rooms, always dead.

Also you guys realise this post is literally naming every 'cruising' spot in town right? I mean who else is looking for a quiet toilet where there's no-one about? 🤤

The disabled toilet in queens street station. Looks nicer than my flat. My mum unironically sent me pics of it she was so impressed.

Only the ones right at the back of the top floor (i.e. that serve the restaurants) are open, I think they've shut the others for this very reason. Still a good option, though, if you can be bothered trekking up three floors

Rating **** : nice and clean bogs, pretty quiet, but deducting a star as most of the taps don't work

Source: needed a shite

Second level of cineworld, right past the starbucks, literally, the most out of the way toilet I've ever visited, not for a shite granted, but still. Bonus it actually has free wifi there also. Solid 4.8/5 from me.

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Edit: also it's only one stall, so perfect if you're wanting privacy for your jobbie.

Mate that is a challenge my sphinx cannot partake in.

Aye, bar the door and wait for the automatic lights to go out then hold your phone really close to your face for that full IMAX experience. Throw in some AirPods Pro for surround sound too.

Button flush is meant to be a water saving measure. The small button releases only a fraction of the tank volume. You can open the tank lid and see for yourself how it works.

These are for sure the superior method for our modern world.

Eew. I fucking hate it when people kick the handles. Don’t get your peepee feet on it. We all wipe our asses, and that’s why you wash your hands after flushing.

Look at this fucking peasant that's never seen a floor mounted flush that you can just depress with your foot.

I bet you clean your ass with dead tree fibers too

I was holding out for the pull chain flush to feature 🥲

this guy is an idiot

Fuck this is a reach mate

The “POCKET VAC” kinda SUS too!! 🤔👀🤣

Come, Ride the Unicorn™

Tell her it's gonna spin poo particles into her face :(

19" and it spins, huh.

How is cleaning it compared to a regular toilet? People say they’re hard to clean?

PS did you add the electric outlet? (I just got an estimate for that).

Nice pooper

Hah.. I was looking for the repair to your Neorest! Butt I see the Neorest is the repair!

What’s it like to poop in the future? I thought there was supposed to be seashells?

Toto the ONLY way to go💪🏼

Just had to replace one at my house. My plumber recommended Kohler or Toto, but he preferred Toto. So that’s what I got. Never heard of them before, but it’s obviously a much better quality toilet than the one it replaced.

Our current toilet is a Kohler so I was thinking about replacing it w that

Is it a powerful flush??

We have 3 of these in the house and I can definitely agree. They have a stronger flush. We had clogged toilets with our previous toilets but not one since we’ve had the memoirs.

Post this question to r/askaplumber Their answer will be TOTO brand toilets hands down.

My plumber highly recommended Toto as the top of the line for toilets. He had nothing good to say about Kohler. Apparently the innards are proprietary and hard to replace.

I went with American Standard because it's a guest bath and I honestly didn't care. It's a fine toilet. Flushes and everything.

You're thinking of the American Standard Champion Four. I recently bought one. It's an excellent toilet.

We went with Toto in our upstairs bath Reno and we absolutely love it. Except if you aren’t prepared it’s loud. But it’s fast and easy to clean. We do handheld bidet systems not seats.

Starting our downstairs bathroom Reno this year and will be going with another Toto.

I am thinking about buying the American Standard Champion 4 toilet. The toilets at our house clog frequently.

That's normal with any modern 1+ gallon flush toilet, assuming your old toilet is a 3+ gallon toilet. If you want to save slightly more water, you can go with a dual flush model that has one flush setting for pee and a more powerful/more water use one for poo. Unfortunately, most of the dual flushers are good flushers but not great ones.

Honestly, I wouldn't mess around with a Toto or Kohler. Some Totos flush decently but are hard to repair when parts fail. 2 specifics: It's hard to find the correct replacement 3" flappers for some models, and the side mount handles tend to fail fairly quickly because they aren't engineered well. Kohlers are more expensive for the same quality and performance, often slightly harder to assemble, and sometimes use non-standard parts. The only reason to buy a Kohler is if you like the styling - Kohler makes some unique looking potties.

I've used the Glacier Bay Power Flush https://www.homedepot.com/p/Glacier-Bay-Power-Flush-12-inch-Rough-In-Two-Piece-1-28-GPF-Single-Flush-Elongated-Toilet-in-White-Seat-Included-N2450E/308702440 in several applications where users' massive loaves were clogging their existing toilets, even some decent quality newer toilets. No complaints yet. Decent plastic slow close seat, no reason to buy an upgrade. I use the elongated chair height ones, but available in round if you can't fit an elongated, and in extra tall if you need it.

BTW, don't mess around with a wooden seat either. Eventually the paint chips off and they get rotten. And the wood technology makes for a flatter, less comfortable seat because they don't curve down below the plane of the bowl top.

G-Toilet, Chief Scientist Mech, and this guy

https://preview.redd.it/a66gsn4s5lgf1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281e1ba030d52fe521caaeadaadb61d063a97937

We need a new g-coy, g-titan is here, mech is getting upgrades and we need someone for jimmy to use his nukes on

What about G 5.0, Scientist mech (astro arc) and DJ?

(oh and btw this is before the Astros ark is what I mean)

Better than g coy imo ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I feel like dutchess is also considered a Titan

But yes I think they qualify as titans too (rip scientist mech and g-coy 😔)

Spend more. Buy a Toto.

A Plumber told me the best toilets in his opinion were American Standard Cadet toilets

Try the commercial version, the super-flushers?

We didn't get that, but got a Kohler--I think Corbelle. I wanted a skirted base because I didn't want to have to dust the crannies on the outside. It has a swirl flushing--I haven't had a problem with it.

I have very strong opinions on toilets. I didn’t know this about myself until it was time to replace the toilets in my house.

We bought these ones: https://www.lowes.com/pd/Jacuzzi-Primo-White-WaterSense-Dual-Flush-Elongated-Chair-Height-Toilet-12-in-Rough-In-Size/1000181997

Top Features:

Under $200 and available at Lowe’s

Push buttons on top of lid instead of traditional handle. One button is “low flow” and uses less water

Chair height and elongated bowl

Slow close lid

The toilet is “one piece” which means the tank is attached. So no gross corner/edge that is difficult to clean.

Edit: words are hard

Just flush 10-15 times.

Master Plumber here:

The correct answer is Toto. However, don’t buy them from a home improvement center. Find out which local plumbing supply has them in stock. You’ll generally get better customer service from a local plumbing supply house.

Kholer is absolute junk.

American Standard Cadet 3 would be a solid #2 pick. Their Champion toilets (flush a bucket of golf balls) have a weak link in the seal on the flush tower… it develops blisters over time which prevents a solid seal, leading to “ghost flushing” or “ghost refilling”.

Mansfield is… ok. Not the best bang for your buck in my opinion. The Mansfield summit can get the job done.

If you want a budget friendly toilet, I’d suggest the Toto Entrada. It’s cute too! And fits in smaller spaces.

If you want a powerful flush, with good bowl cleaning action, I’d suggest The Toto Drake. It has a strong Tornado flush and has 3 large jets that spin the water in a powerful vortex.

Hope this helps.

Another vote for toto, as we had zero repairs in our previous house for more than 15 years. On the other hand, I personally think Kohlers internal parts are junk, having to replace them multiple times within a few years compared to a cheapo Beamis from home depot.

Opposite experience. Have went through two American standard toilets in past 15 years that discolored and required double flush most of the time. Replaced with Kohler that are near vacuum powered.

I can't recommend TOTO enough! I've had the TOTO Drake FLUSH Toilet for a solid two years and it's been reliable.

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You are not lying there. 99% flush every time, little maintenance.

You need better water filtration if your fixtures are corroding that bad. Also, kohler will replace anything after 1997 for free.

How many bowling balls will it flush?

Charmin Ultra... hardest to find for a reason. It's soft and strong.

If you don't care about strong, Cottonelle and Charmin Soft are pretty good. They really round out the top 3.

Angel Soft is popular but it's not very good. It's better than the generics.

Kirkland Signature (Costco's brand) is usually pretty good, but I'm not familiar with their TP. Most generics are good in a pinch but not that great, but I'd assume KS is at least as good as Angel Soft.

I really like Sam’s club’s Members Mark. I’ve used both Kirklands and Sam’s and I think Sam’s is far superior.

Let’s talk actual optimizations. Get a bidet from Amazon and/or flushable baby wipes instead of toilet paper. You’ll never go back.

Quilted norther is where it’s at ��

Only use free range, gmo free, organic TP.