Def not posting this on my naughty alt.. (don't bother looking, I purge it regularly)

Not really looking for a raw text bio, more just pointers

I'm not really too sure what to say, I'd be too scared as coming off as way too horny, insecure or not fun to be around if I do humor. I'm looking for both either flings and serious long term relationships.

Looking for: rationality and some level of intelligence/ maturity that is appropriate for the age they are. Just general assertiveness, but not to the point of being overly aggressive or obnoxious.

Someone who listens and accepts boundaries as I would. I don't want to argue over frivolous topics or situations where ignorance, boundaries or insecurity is a major factor..

looks (obviously, however my standards are a bit low) and some level of thin-ness or fitness (I do accept a decent amount of chub, and can even find it a bit attractive.) I don't really care too much about proportions, as usually a vast majority of people who fall into the aforementioned qualities look just fine to me. I like blonde hair (natural or not) but wouldn't consider it remotely a deal breaker if they are not.

My height should be mentioned, yes? What about weight? I don't have any numerically defined standards for those that I look for in someone.

I don't have any interesting hobbies apart from gaming as a prosumer. My area doesn't have shit to do other than drink, shop (groceries and essentials only, nothing fun) and eat. I do however, like dogs and cats, and most sorts of small, non reptilian animals, such as rodent types. Birds as well.

Media consumption is the cliche stuff, as well as YouTube content I find interesting and memes (my humor is very stupid gen z humor. Music is a big flurry of anything that is catchy. Metal, Rap, relaxing shit, music where the artist talks about killing his whole family, committing a mass shooting and sticking their finger in their cats ass, or some relaxing Jack Johnson. Doesn't matter. As long as it's catchy. I tend to naturally and unintentionally stray away from the giant A-List artists/ music though.

I do have some cons though. I can be insecure, although I try to think of and tell myself why I am being irrational and will generally believe what I tell myself, confirmation bias can get the best of me, even if it's something small that might not even confirm my suspicions.

I have that classic feeling of being secretly hated or disliked by my peers or strangers in public

I'm scared of being "bold", as I fear that I will come off as a creep or annoying. I tend to keep to myself and barely talk to women or even anyone. Not to say I don't know how, or that I shut down with anxiety or can't, but the dating department is extremely lacking.

Parents had an ugly divorce full of arguing at around the middle school age, and I fear that that will manifest into issues.

I over think stuff a lot. Keeping to myself gives me a ton of time to think.

I won't open up to family about relationships as I fear they'll make fun of me, or gossip to others.

Is this too many details? It's just a bio, ain't like I'm gonna add all of this into it. Oh well. I'd say the hardest part is taking the pictures, as that's not quite something that I ever do. Ever.

Im 19 m It’s been about 3 days I’ve gotten 1 match and only 30 likes on a 100 mile radius. Need help with a good bio. Was thinking of this

“Im a virgin be gentle” idk something funny to make up for my bad looks.

If you can help thanks in advance

Let’s talk strategy.

Whether you're a serial swiper, a seasoned dater, or just here for the chaos - we want to hear from you:

👉 What makes you swipe right on a bio?

👉 What instantly makes you swipe left?

👉 Got any bio tricks or lines that actually get matches or replies?

👉 What’s the most successful or embarrassing line you've ever used?

Share your real experiences - what’s helped you stand out, and what fell flat?

Drop your tips, pet peeves, and lessons learned below ⬇️

Let’s crowdsource the ultimate dos and don’ts of Tinder bios.

Also, stop adding Snapchats and Instagrams to your profile to try and get “off the app”. Me putting their Snapchat profiles usually means they just want a hookup or will ask for nudes and I’ve heard men say Instagram in women’s profile usually means the woman is just wanting followers. Stop it.

Also, “I’m bad at these things” isn’t funny. Your bio should be an elevator pitch on why someone should swipe right on you. Hell, I’ve met with some amazing guys who I initially wasn’t attracted to because their bios were hilarious.

End of rant.

A uns dias vi um post de uma moça dando dicas para os homens e, apesar de ter dado dicas boas, descreditaram ela pelo simples fato de ser mulher.

Então aqui vão algumas dicas com exemplo prático (meu próprio perfil)

1. Primeira foto - Esse é o convite pro seu perfil. Garanta que seja uma das suas melhores e convidativa.

2. Suas fotos falam - Não use as fotos para mostrar COMO você é, mas sim QUEM você é. Coloque fotos com hobbies, amigos, animais e etc.

3. Seja genuíno em sua descrição - Apresente as informações sobre você sem parecer que está respondendo um formulário de entrevista de emprego. E garanta que as informações da bio são congruentes com as das fotos.

No post sa moça eu vi muita gente falando que não adianta e que mulheres são super exigentes e que nem vão se esforçar pra fazer um perfil bom.

Então pq raios você se deu ao trabalho de criar um tinder?

Se o seu esforço é meia boca, seus resultados também vão ser.

Imagina abrir uma empresa e falar que não adianta se esforçar porquê o mercado da saturado... Não faz sentido.

E você diz que não vale o esforço, mas pra vir aqui reclamar você tem tempo e energia ne?

Qual será que tem mais chance de dar bons resultados, você tentar o seu melhor pra fazer um perfil legal ou reclamar amargurado em um subreddit?

I feel like the one I wrote is a little basic and doesn’t stand out. Some basic info about me:

32M, 6’5”(just because everyone seems to list their height) I have a beard. Own my home, have decent job/career. I like watching anime, love to read. Enjoy going on hikes. Mainly like to stay in and chill though. Pretty good cook. I smoke but idk if I should include that(420). I want to find something serious but open to fwb. All suggestions are appreciated, thank you!

Hallo liebe Frauen, was muss unbedingt in eine Bio/über mich Sektion einer Dating App? Was gehört nicht rein?

Ich tue mich da leider unheimlich schwer eine vernünftige Bio zu schreiben. Meistens habe ich dann nur Stichwörter oder 1-2 belanglose Sätze.