Tp- cottonelle or charmin - both last us longer (we use less) than cheaper brands - but scotts does better if you have old plumbing

Paper towels- Viva (only the soft ones that are “select a size” style - they last me a long time…I can only find them in the large packs and one large pack will last our family 6months)- so about a roll/month.

I subscribe to Who Gives a Crap for toilet paper - ethical, sustainable, and affordable.

I decided to stop taking shits so I no longer buy toilet paper. Good financial decision!

I thought the same thing when it came to toilet paper lol but maybe OP is thinking bidet users?

Walmart's Great Value holds up to its name.

For wiping?

Charmin Ultra Soft. Not quite as strong as Charmin Ultra Strong, but softer with better absorption.

Cottonelle

Charmin Ultra Strong.  Not Basic and not Ultra Soft.  You want the one in the red packaging.

Kleenex Clean Ripple. And a bidet.

A bidet and TP made from bamboo.For me, I care more about my environmental impact than TP cushion. That being said, I’ve chosen what luxuries are worth my impact vs not, TP was an easy area for me to “give up”.

Viva paper towels are FAR superior to bounty. Please don’t downvote if you’ve never tried them—you seriously don’t know what you’re missing.

My grandmother the clean freak loved Bounty Paper towels so much that we buried her with a roll. She could go through a roll a day in the 80s & 90s.

(Though for my money Costco's own Kirkland brand is right up there with it. Don't tell my mother I'm disloyal)

Anyone tried Viva paper towels? They’re the closest second to bounty for me, the texture is different

Viva paper towels are fine, but they have this weird odor to them that I can’t stand!

Nooooooo they leave little paper towel flecks on literally everything! And they can't clean glass for shit. I clean houses as a side job and I tried out Viva paper towels for exactly ONE house and never again. It took me twice as long because I kept having to go back and clean up the streaks and specks from the paper towels. Don't get me started on the sliding glass door, oh man that was so bad. I ended up running down the street to buy regular ones because I was losing my mind fighting with the Viva towels.

Better yet, get the blue shop towels. You can even rinse them and reuse them until they rip.

It seems like Charmin used to be the best but lately their stuff feels like sandpaper.

I went to a friend's house the other day and they had the softest toilet paper I've ever seen.. I was too weirdly embarrassed to ask what it was. (oh BTW I shat in your bathroom what kinda tp is that felt like an awkward conversation) I even looked in the bathroom closet and under the sink to see if the rest was laying around.

It felt like silk. wtf was it

My beard. Want some free samples?

my roomie's fingers

Cotton

I've always thought that Angel Soft was the best. It's got the perfect diamond weave texture that doesn't leave a rash on my butt hole area and doesn't feel like sand paper. Super absorbant Angel Soft toilet paper wicks away shit right out of my ass to get my crack back on track. Each 2-ply sheet is made to be perfectly soft and perfectly strong, giving me toilet paper that I can rely on.

No sé qué marca sea, pero es todo negro. Ese está de lujo

no se si alguien alcanzo a ver una edición especial de navidad de un papel que vendían en el sams, no se si era cottonelle o el extra confort, me costo 400 sheintavos pero Dios santo esa cosa rindió 6 meses y muy agradable sensación al quitar la mugre jaja.

el cotonelle elegance y el regio just-1

La línea Rendi Max de Petalo da buen trueno por tu billete: es de buena calidad que ni se rompe ni deja pelusa, y no es carisimo.

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Este me agrada muchísimo

Red Charmin

Cottonelle with the shit ridges

A bidet

The three sea shells

Charmin red

The best around is clearly better than the best in town.

Costco brand is the best!

Get a bidet. Terlet paper is for the birds.

Kitchen roll cut in half, no folding multiple pieces together to make usable

Bidet with water temperature control, male/female spray adjustments, and temperature controlled air for drying asses and m/f junk. No tp or towels needed. Better for the environment, hygiene and noses.

I use Scott. My ex’s name, so it’s satisfying in lots of ways.