Gale is so a parrot. Loves chattering with the flock, curious to the point of insanity, hardcore bonds to a chosen mate. And boy if you think dogs chew things…

As a ferret owner, they've been done dirty here. Minsc is a ferret. They all have ADHD, are super energetic when awake, surprisingly easy to train, bond closely with others, and have many weird skills.

Gortash is a racoon. For the same reasons as already given.

I have a husky mix. They’re cats.

Source: winds himself around my legs, screams at me if his food bowl is empty (but won’t eat it until he’s ready), aloof, but also stage 5 clinger when he feels inclined. Also he’s brought me several dead birds.

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Akshually, since she feels betrayed by Lolth, and isn’t really the type to scheme on people into her web, but rather kill and savour the kill herself, she is somewhat of a dog-snake due to her puppy eyes

i second spider minthara. someone that i enjoy living in my room but most people seem to kill on sight.

Well it was implied the chickens (and by extension all the other animals that get eater) are specially bred that way. As people don't eat dogs in America, I can't imagine any reason they would do the same (though it probably exists in parts of the world were they do eat dog).

So yeah Pluto being just another of Mickey's friends (say he might take outright take Goofy's place in this universe) makes the most sense.

I guess its possible 101 Dalmatians is a horror novel inverse (although the number of children's stories and fairy tales with actual serial killers is kind of scary). But depending on how its interpreted maybe not.

Maybe (and this pure speculation) in this universe Cruella is runs a sweatshop that exploits children her goons kidnap, so in a sense she's still making coats out of puppies.

Its utterly fascinating to think about. Of course thinking like that opens a whole can of worms at how certain real world events played out in Bojack's universe.

Say in this world was the Australian armies failed attempt to cull the Emu's a bonified war where troops were sent in to kill the indigenous inhabitants and lost through over confidence?

Was the Ramree island massacre where the Japanese troops were devoured by the crocodiles, in this universe the equivalent of a controversial act where the partisan resistance massacred the occupying soldiers who got caught attempting to retreat through the swamps?

I remember some fans who speculated that in this universe, notorious man-eaters in real life (such as Gustav the Crocodile or Avari the tigress) are infamous serial killers with the idea they ate people being an urban legend that no one really knows the truth about and most people don't like thinking about.

Really this world is so fascinating and diverse, its almost a shame the story doesn't focus on worldbuilding it. Almost.

you are reading too much into the appearance. every aspect of the show is designed to lower your guard for hen they hit you with the knife in your stomach that is YOUR problems.

He's not obsessed. He is just obviously neglected and never gets any pets! Or atleast that's what he said...

Aw, what a demanding cutie-patootie

Sick lego collection

awww finn iss soo cutie patotie I wanna pet him

Finn is insulted you stopped before all his fur is rubbed off.

Happy puppy 😍

No you’re not allowed to stop!!!

"Ummm, why you stops?" 🥰🤣

Happy doggo

I saw “human pet” in the title and it instantly triggered my flight or fight response

do you mean something like debbie from invincible?

Okay but imagine you’re a normal pet of a superhuman and then an animal with the same powers shows up. How pissed would you be.

But that's just normal cat behavior

Conversely, imagine the first generation we genetically engineer superhuman, and the poor patients getting outran by their 5 year olds, let alone the comedy of errors that school will likely turn into.

Do you have a link for that meme? I can't find it but it's so good

Omg, his little feetz.

Soot sprite was a ballerina in a past life. Perfect turnout.

THE FEETS

That’s 100% a soot sprite. 🩷

Shhhhh. It’s going to speak!

This Good Boy needs a bowl of beef-a-rino for dinner!

Idk his face tells me "idk why you taking picture of me I just booty sneezed,, im I getting treat?" He totally felt that one

He knows alright.

Why would you put your daughter there to get farted on?? Also, maybe ask your vet about changing his food as my dog rarely farts.

oh man, innocent-looking dogs always have some wild stinky secrets up their sleeve, dont they? its like they put on that sweet face just to distract you while scheming their next olfactory offense. if youre trying to decode what’s going on—whether it’s a gut issue or just one of those mysterious doggy quirks—you might wanna snap a pic and run it through pupscan. it’s got this neat AI thing that can clue you in on health stuff or even decode moods, so you’re not just guessing why the air suddenly smells like a landfill. you can find it in the app store if youre curious to see what your dog’s really hiding beyond the adorableness.

My cat of fifteen years recently died at home and even though it was terrible finding him it was worth it because his 3 brothers and sister know what happened to him. We are healing together

That both made me cry and tell people to do this for my babies

As someone who works at a dog shelter, they 100% grieve! I also recommend giving them a blanket or shirt or something that the person used frequently so they can find comfort in the scent.

If you have more than one pet and you need to euthanize one, try to do it at home so your other pets understand and can mourn in their own way.

Yes, that is the way.

Our 2nd last dog had to be put to sleep - we put him in a blanket in a polytunnel.

The remaining dog got to see him and know that he was gone.

When she died only last week our blind resuce dog came to her and licked her face

Nahhh.....

You need both.

I feel this way about a lot of modern comedy shows, I feel like they’re missing the straight man which is sooo important to comedy timing and dynamic. When everyone is the weird one certain oddities and character dynamics fall super flat. I haven’t been able to fully embrace Mr. Mayor or Space Force because too often this happens

For me, I dont mind a meh plot with great character dynamics/ chemistry but I struggle with a good plot when the character dynamics/ chemistry is off.