Well played, OP. All's fair in CAH.

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pats shoulder

...there there.

That's tame in my experience.

Whoever raised that point about the movie gets off on weird shit. The whole point of this game is irreverence. Why sour the mood with your finger wagging reminders?

A few you missed out on:

• The significant other who's humor doesn't fit the group and sulks when they loses every round.

• Everyone's cards sucking so bad they lose to Rando.

• "I'm just burning a card this round."

• Having the perfect card for the black card from the previous commenter's round.

• Knowing every card by now, but refusing to give the company more money.

• That one friend that buys CAH knockoffs that are even less fun.

Your card is ridiculously clever but they completely ignore it for the most random/lewd pick possible.

The game is funny for the first like 20 minutes and for the rest of eternity it is never funny again

The game has equivalents in a lot of languages. In my language it's "Blanc manger coco". I didn't know it was so popular in the USA, it's not nearly as popular here.

I have a set and several expansion packs I'm looking to offload, if anyone wants to have their own set.

Can I piggyback on this post? I got an unopened box of Gloomhaven that I still need to play.

I own it and would be down to play

Fun fact: if you take the lid off the box and feel carefully, there’s a seam you can open with a hilarious secret card in there. I won’t tell you what it is, cause you likely wouldn’t believe me if I said it and I don’t want to spoil the laughs.

Yes please.

Kinda cards - chicken vs hotdog

Quiplash

Dixit

Bad People

Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza

You don’t discard the black cards, you keep them as points

I can dig it for smaller groups. I typically play with a group of 8-12 and all expansions, so might need more than one

um… considering the titles are on the bottom once you start putting the cards it’ll still look just like a normal pile of cards. This is fixable if you put the titles top/bottom/side etc. And you don’t “dispose” of black cards - every player collects those as points. Otherwise it’s cool idea.

Where'd you find this? Did you make it? It's awesome.

where can I find this bruh?

Joking Hazard is also an epic game with humor that can be extreme. Less specific than CAH fs though

I remember the jerking off into a pool filled with children's tears card winning many rounds.

A lot of Gen Z people would enjoy this game too. It's only these compulsively online weirdos who cry about everything and don't have the life experience to understand how and how much people and culture change over time. We have given them too much power.

Be careful, Piker's Puppets would use your sentences as proof that Ethan is bigoted/degenerate

sequencing is really important

always* choose an action that have the most impact on the board (like attacking on playing a removal for example)

[you can also watch videos on youtube explaining what is good and why its good] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=634G-J0barI&ab_channel=VeiledShot%7CStarWarsUnlimited)

Welcome! SWU was my first TCG as well and it's a lot of fun. The back and forth action phase makes it feel a lot more strategic and less card spammy than other games. And the resource system gives it a rather unique way to shape your hand and develop your strategy.

In terms of gameplay, one bit piece of advice is I'd recommend reading this article. https://thefifthtrooper.com/whos-the-beatdown-star-wars-unlimited-edition/ It's a SWU updated version of a long time MTG staple of figuring out who is "the beat down" and who is "the control". Usually "the beat down" is the person who is trying to hit the base as much as possible, and "the control" is the person trying to maintain the board state and get to late game to win with stronger values units. For the starter decks, I would consider Luke to be "the beat down" and Vader "the control". Once you get your hands on the decks it'll make a lot more sense.

Second piece of advice is to have fun! TCGs can be a little intimidating and competitive sometimes. But as long as you're enjoying yourself that is all that matters.

Third piece of advice is for if you decide you enjoy the game and want to invest a little more. Packs are fun to open. I love packs. The new set just came out and packs aren't that hard to come by. But they are also random and can be punishing because of that. What I would recommend is taking a look at www.swudb.com and checking out the deck lists that people post on their. Some of them can be a little pricey, so for beginners I would take a look at Sabine, Luke, and Vader for some budget options. And then buy singles! That's the best way to get cards that you want and to make a deck that you think you'll enjoy. But realistically, you can buy packs, get cards, and make a deck that you'll enjoy because so many of the cards are a lot of fun to play with.

Good luck and have fun with your games!

Pro tip: If you’re ever going to lose, just win instead👍

Join the dark side.

First off I would recommend to sleeve both decks. Besides protecting the cards, it makes shuffling them much easier.

Read the quick rules and cards carefully - the game is very beginner friendly, but if you never played a TCG or card game in general before, it can be rough at first.

Learn the game with a friend, it's way more fun this way.

If you like the game, look up some decks at SWUDB.com and try them on forcetable. It's a deck testing tool against an AI.

Or you can play against other players on karabast.net

If you like the game, look up if there are any gamestores near you that provide local weekly play. It's a very community driven game.

Have fun!

Cards Against Humanity Labs

evil apples is the same premise, and it’s free, if that’s what ur looking for !

https://picturecards.online/static/index.html

Multiple listed in the sidebar

bad cards is basically cards against humanity

I can't be the only one who thinks that Cards Against Humanity is an absolutely awful game if not played with the right set of people/alchohol/drugs. How do you guys play it? Group video call on desktop + play on mobile? Seems like the worst kind of game to emulate in this medium - surely there are better games for this.

How does this compare to Pretend You're Xyzzy?

With Azala and Pretend You're Xyzzy already existing, was another CAH site necessary? How do you plan to stand out from the other existing ones and convince people to use yours? And what are your plans for marketing (aside from this post), as Xyz is a lot more well-known and will get use if people don't know new alternatives exist?

It's a chromecast app with a huge custom card database. Xyzzy and other cah apps pull custom card sets from it.

I've been playing PXY a lot on discord video calls, and it's awful on mobile, hah. Super stoked to give this a go tonight.

Are you planning to open source your implementation?

Played an hour and a half with some folks, great time! Here's feedback collected from the first night. Forgive the volume of feedback here, figured the more the merrier!

- There's no display of the winning card picked by the card czar for the other players. It'd be great to have some sort of display of the winning card(s) for all the players to see. I get that its supposed to be said aloud, but the nature of online audio conversations and general banter means that about a third of the time, someone had to say "wait who won?"

- There's no way to see the score of the game during the game, only at the end-of-round phase (it seems?). The player list menu could show the current score, ideally.

- Does the game ever end? We got to 10 points with 5 players and kinda just bailed, it'd be ideal to either have a set limit or to let the host pick beforehand (generally, we play to 6 in our group)

- I'd love to be able to throw out cards more often than every 5 rounds, as despite the best effort to remove duplicates, we both A) saw the same card _three times tonight_ and also saw a couple of cards that were but one word away from each other.

- We had cards that referenced things most the group didn't know about (PAX or random german 1940's movie stars) and it kind a blew the round for most of the group. This happened with black cards too. It'd be nice to allow a couple of "pick new black card" actions per round: its not really fun when nobody understands the black card, and a simple "pick new black" would solve the problem (after all, its CaH, its just for fun anyways)

- Frankly, with _all_ the cards ever in this list, we'd love to be able to throw out more cards per round, as well as configure card hand size. We ended up with about 20% of our cards being some kinda riff on "vagina" (haha, sex, right?!?) and it kinda stopped being funny after the first few cards...

- The tooltip for discarding your hand says you forfeit the round, but that's not true.

- The card czar often forgot to advance the game after picking a winner, would be ideal to have a 5-10 second timer to auto-advance the game after a winning white card(s) was chose.

- There was a card about something like "Why do my burbs smell bad because of ____", pretty sure that's a typo of "burp"?

- The cards are all the same size, but it kinda feels like thats a needless amount of skeuomorphism here since a lot of the cards are one line. Makes for a lot of scrolling, but the skeuomorphism isn't consistent since during multi-card black cards the cards' text is listed on a single card with a hr. Perhaps the cards should fit-to-line-length instead of fixed size?

- It'd be nice to throw some negative letter spacing on a span wrapping the multi-underscore blanks since it renders with space between each underscore. It'd be a better effect if it looks like one long underline.

- We had a card like "You want the ____? You can't handle the ___ [SAME CARD AS BEFORE]__" which was pretty unclear (though super funny)

- We had a player drop and rejoin and he ended up as a whole new player, despite having the same name. Perhaps something around treating the same name+game-id combo as some sort of uniqueness token could solve that?

- The text of who's still picking is nice, but i could see some sort of multi-step diagramatic UI element makking this much more clear, like a stepper