I have never understood why non stick technology never found its way into the toilet sector.

In my toilet the pool is wider than the exit to the u-bend so my turds have a habit of sitting sideways and getting stuck wh we re no amount of flushes will budge them. I'm considering getting a poop knife.

I’m in a new build, toilet is like that. It then takes one flush for most of the solids, another flush to get rid of the last of the paper and a third flush for the loo brush.

Pretty sure it’s meant to save water…

My in laws' toilet has the water bit at the front of the toilet and not the back, so you're always shitting on dry porcelain.

I'm now in the habit of stuffing wads of toilet paper underneath before doing the deed.

Mother in law doesn’t have one because it’s “unsightly” well I can think of one thing far more unsightly

Strange things happen when turdling round the twist.

I bet that's just a made up excuse for a bad design, there's nothing stopping you examining your poo when it's submerged in water and more importantly who the fuck examines their poo in the first place, now or ever?

If it makes you feel safer, I've never seen such a toilet break in my life. The toilet stands on the floor. You just don't see it, because it's standing part is in the wall. And that support is made of steel, so very powerful to take a minimum of 400lbs (180kg) and some go as high as 900lbs (400kg).

I'd say if you weigh below 400lbs, there are no reasons at all to think about breaking the toilets.

Google image search "toilet carrier". Wall hung toilets are mounted to massive steel support brackets that are bolted to the floor. They're not going anywhere.

There's a weight limit on those things, but nobody reads.

Find another place to shit. 💩🤣

If it makes you feel safer, I wouldn’t feel safe using those either.

Hell nah.

With proper installation “Most models can hold between 300 and 500 pounds”.

If they were prone to damage from sitting on them, they wouldn’t be used because of lawsuits that would have been brought by people injured or traumatized by toilet failures.

So get over your fears!

Bowl jets are clogged,CLR maybe ( calcium,lime and rust)

I honestly think you have a partial clog in that line pour a 5 gallon bucket of water and see how it drains.

Might want to stop with the blue stuff in the tank, hard on flush componants.

Mirror? Just stick your head in there and take a look.

The blue water sure looks pretty doesn’t it🤔Too bad it is going to destroy all the rubber seals inside that tank

My assumption is that they couldn't be arsed to reposition the waste pipe so to avoid fighting gravity every time you flush they've had the genius idea of sitting the toilets on diabolically sized and dangerous mini plinths.

That’s gonna give the tiler a head scratcher 😂

Also assuming that the tap is a push lever, good luck getting it to lift up as the back looks like it’ll just foul the wall

There's an outside chance it was done for mobility reasons. Similar was done for my ex's dad as, being a typical old farmer, he had knackered hips and knees and couldn't use a standard height pan without difficulty getting back up. He was also too tight fisted (did I mention he was a bloody typical farmer?) to pay for anything other than a standard one 🤦‍♂️

Edit: the second one, anyway... first one is kinda weirder.

That second one is a burned knee waiting to happen. I’ve seen so many towel rads too close to toilets. Are there really grown adults doing this work who have never used a toilet before??

Yep, with one foot higher than the other. Will be uncomfortable dumps for sure

A throne should be elevated

Could be the height of the seat is so your body is in a position to sh!t a little easier?

When we put in our concealed cistern we put in soft joints that can be easily raked out to get to it - surely that's been done here? Some cisterns can be remote from the pushplate though probably not here.

I'd leave it as is until you do need access. It may be far enough down the line where you fancy some new tiles anyway.

Quite common. You'd like to think access is thought about beforehand. If it backs onto an internal wall, access can be gained from behind without having to damage tiles etc. Or it can grouted with a softer grout that's easier to remove. I'd like to think the owner was informed (or knew) the consequences of a concealed cistern if they ever needed access and decided the aesthetics were worth it.

You can get toilet cisterns that you can service through the push button assembly. Get a well known make, so when you need spares they’re easy to come by

Oh it gets even better. You most likely have zero access to any of the plumbing in the bathrooms and when you need to do anything you have to shut off the water to the whole house . Because only the mains have a stopcock ( shut off valve )!

Normally these kinds of toilets (wherein the cistern is hidden in tiles) are serviceable via a large flush plate that's built into one of the tiles (and not a small flush button.) It may be possible to replace this with a flush plate in it's current position but you're looking at losing a tile or two at least, so they'll need to be replaced.

I honestly cant believe you want to change it to close coupled - it looks so nice!

Leaning tower of bogroll IS the picture!

I'd much rather look up and see that than a Picasso print when I need to wipe...

Total guess, but how's the shelf your bogroll sits on looking? Maybe they left that as the entry point for servicing?

If not, id maybe start there as you could replace it with a different shelf surface and not fuck up the entire wall.

Sometimes it's the tp, sometimes the person, sometimes the toilet. American standard champion. 28? Golf balls,one flush. All in all look for

1. trapway size These range from about 1⅞ to 2⅜ That doesn't sound like allot but it's about 75% more and glazed for smooth flow
2. flush valve size up to 4” for faster water movement 3)flush ratings at the stores up to 1000 grams

Kids? Not unlikely there is something in the trap that catches paper etc and builds up until you have a clog. A pencil is a classic and no way to remove unless you pull the toilet

I had similar issues a while ago. We took the toilet up to replace the flooring and noticed leakage. I replaced the wax ring with a new all plastic/rubber one that promised a better seal. Immediately the problem toilet became a clogless toilet. Just a thought.

If you decide to replace it, the American Standard Champion 4 we installed in a different bathroom a few years ago can gobble anything and everything.

Wow you may need some Raisin Bran in your home!

Stairs/walkways that are clear. It tells me that absolutely no one making those decisions has worn a skirt.

Any sort of technology that gets pitched that uses face recognition.

You can get them in smaller size though, isn't that approximately the same size as phones used to be?

In my first apartment, the ceramic lid on the back of the toilet broke so we had to keep it lidless. Then the refill mechanism broke so that when you flushed, the water shot up out of the lidless tank like a geyser unless you put your thumb on it. Whenever people visited, you would hear screams front the bathroom whenever anyone flushed without standing up first.

Truly the ugliest invention of all time. Nothing could make me put that trashy shit on my vehicle

Just sit yo ass down, it's healthier anyway

Also, there should be a way to clean your asshole after you take a shit like they have in every toilet in Thailand that I visited.

They are also the wrong height

Have you heard of aiming? My ex had a buddy who had a very small dick. He had to sit down to pee other wise he couldn't find it and it would go everywhere.

But did you die?

Siphon suction would occur if you did it that way.