too many.....

But the basics would be

Servo bottelo ambos tinny snag she'll be right

"Swim between the flags"

"It's further than you think"

"Don't leave (the locality of) your car if you breakdown in the outback"

As someone else has said before, i reckon this is a bit of a myth. Yeah yeah its on mr inbetween. I dont think people genuinely get upset. Call someone a dog though and see fireworks

“Yeah mate I wouldn’t be doing that. “

If a local says that to you, listen and you’ll be alright.

If an aussie ends a word in "o" that's probably a contraction so just stop and think for a second and it will probably come to you.

Durrie - Slang term for cigarette. Comes from the Bull Durham brand of tobacco

I have a good book about this: The Story of Australian English by Kel Richards.

The advertising slogan for Clayton‘s non-alcoholic liquor was “the drink you have when you’re not having a drink“, which turned into an expression using Clayton‘s to mean a substitute or perhaps a cheat. “The (thing) you have when you’re not having a (thing).”

I always liked the expression “you’ve got Buckleys“, meaning you’ve got no chance, as in “you’ve got Buckleys of getting anything out of me before I’ve had coffee in the morning“. Comes from an old Sydney department store named Buckleys and Nunn, which gave rise to the expression “you’ve got two chances, Buckley‘s and none “ which then shortened to the version I quoted.

be careful of folk etymologies, they'd be rife with this kind of thing

I've always liked Struth which is a shortening of 'God's Truth'. Not that anyone really uses it these days.

I think the Aussies have slang terms for everything. I'm hungry for some dim sum. Those are dimmies! I need to use the bathroom. That's a dunny!

You'll get used to the slang.......champ.

I'm on smoko leave me alone

All I want, all I need, all I crave is a good pub feed.

Thanks champ

Did he mean Togs, as in bathers/swimwear? Totes would mean a bag.

If they signed off how is there a spelling mistake? Togs ? In some states means swimwear

Maybe it said Togs

Totes might mean bring a bag with your swim stuff. If it's togs then it's your swimwear

I'd take it to mean bag with Swimsuit, Towel, hat etc.

Goog is short for googy egg. Term of endearment, maybe not as common these days, but my sister calls me that sometimes.

You're an egg - a good egg your friend regarded as family. He will have been missing you.

goog =egg. someone we like we would refer to as a good egg

Goog I thought it was good egg not just egg either way it's a nice thing :)

Definitely means you're a good egg. Abbreviation for a googy egg, term of endearment.

Just say "Thanks, champ" any time he does anything for you

Agree. Someone wrote on the internet that it was an 'Army expression' - I was in the Army from 1991 - 2012 and never heard it said.

I've lived in every state in Australia except SA and I've never heard it said.

I think it's recently manufactured or sprang from a small pocket of Australia recently.

If you're thirsty, usually applied to wanting a beer:

Dry as a dead dingo's donger

Dry as a nun's nasty

Couldn't organise a root in a brothel. Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

I used it at work once (in Ireland). And got an assortment of looks from shock, to nothing, to complete meeting halting laughing.

I've never heard this expression either, but Margo Robbie has said it/explained it in a couple of interviews. Must be a phrase from where she's from.

I have a mate who’s been saying this for at least 20 years.

Yeah nah.

Yep. If a word can be shortened and it still makes sense, the word didn't need to be that long to begin with.

or simply, 'coz'.

There’s number plate here in Darwin that says ‘Ken Oath’ 😂

Why use many word when few word do job?

Less you open your mouth, the less flies get in. (Explains the accent also)

Oh shit, my wine glass is full of fruit flies.

I was genuinely trying to think of a smart ass reply to shorten ‘dunno’, and it took me way too long to realise that’s already one.

but why do most say "Quarter past 3" instead of just saying 3:15?

That could be a Klingon name. xD

The only time I've ever seen or heard "we're not here to fuck spiders" is on Reddit when people ask about Aussie slang.

"Six pack short of a slab" which means someone who is not all there mentally

Whadaryatalkinabeet

An 80+ yo next door neighbor and I were having a chat over the fence, he was telling me how shitty his day had been, I said you must have had a run of bad luck.

"Luck? If it was raining pussies I'd get an asshole!" was his response.

TBH he didn't use "pussies"

I'm so hungry that I'd eat the arsehole out of a low flying duck.