Sexy jutsu is pure chakra and has a vagina, why can’t bijuu?

Shukaku's was right where the tail connected on the back. Solid combo made him lose a good amount of health

Edit: snakes are the head

Edit 2: Susano is the wings

Having more tails is the

Guys, am I the only one who noticed that every Ōtsutsuki seems to have a divine beast that embodies the essence of their existence? Like:

Momoshiki: A phoenix (symbolizing rebirth).

Kinshiki: The gaint ass lava gorilla (he didn’t use it himself, but Momoshiki summoned it after absorbing him—probably symbolizing brute strength).

Urashiki: That giant ass fish (possibly referencing the tale of Urashima Tarō).

Kaguya: A giant ass rabbit (since in Japanese folklore, rabbits are believed to live on the moon, and “Kaguya-hime” is the moon princess).

So… WHAT IF NUE IS ALSO A SPIRIT BEAST OF SOME FALLEN ŌTSUTSUKI?!?!

REMEMBER? There were two Ōtsutsuki on Earth before Kaguya and Isshiki. What if Nue belonged to one of them? WHAT IF IT'S SHIBAI? That would explain how Boruto was able to summon Nue!

If the Gedo statue needs all 9 tailed beasts, why didn't one of them just dip out of there when they had the chance to prevent Madara from capturing them all? Im assuming for the sake of the story but is there an actual reason?

Basically everything's mostly the same... except aside from a very limited range of people, nobody believes Tailed Beasts exist.

Everyone thinks the Bijuus are fairy tales. Giant beasts start rampaging? Come on, we all saw it came from one ninja, it must've either been a summon or a very elaborate Genjutsu. Everybody knows Bijuus aren't real.

Kushina told her husband, who had a hard time believing it at the time until his wife gave birth and the demon showed up. To this day, people still think it was a conspiracy and that it was only a technique that was tailored to look like a kyuubi, instead of an actual one, since kitsunes are pure fiction.

Naruto still grows up not knowing his parents are, not because of Kurama, but because they simply assume there was a target painted on the Yondaime and his wife, so he grows up without a last name and Hiruzen tries to hide the kid's identity to give him a shot at a normal life without "flee-on-sight" parents.

Naruto actually meets Kurama during his Academy years, who's very nonplussed about how everyone thinks he and his siblings are cheap tricks, and that Naruto is either incredibly gullible or incredibly clever for believing he's talking to a nine-tailed demon sealed inside his body (to this day, Kushina's spirit is still itching to tell her husband's spirit "I TOLD YOU SO" inside the seal).

Mizuki still tries to get Naruto killed or in trouble, not because the kid's got a demon in him... but because Kushina humiliated him when he was still an Academy student (he humiliated himself and pinned the blame on her) and beat him up out of nowhere (nowhere being him insulting her hair while she was on a date with Minato). Naruto initially really assumed it was because of Kurama, but nope, Mizuki thinks Naruto's dumb while Iruka offhandedly notes it's cute how Naruto believes in silly things like ghosts and fairy tales now that he's a Genin.

Naruto grows up without the hatred of the village but still aiming to gain appreciation because he feels invisible sometimes, having had no family and envying Sasuke for having Itachi to support him, the Uchiha Clan being on good terms with the rest of Konoha since anyone could've created the fox genjutsu, so nobody gets blamed (if anything, anyone seeing the Nine-Tails with a Sharingan is a blatant proof someone was trying to frame the Uchihas), so no massacre.

Orochimaru and Kabuto don't believe in them either, thinking Jiraiya's finally gone senile and chalking up Naruto's chakra resources to be because of him being an Uzumaki with exceptional reserves. The corrosiveness and beast-like transformation is clearly just a child's attempt to look threatening with a fancy jutsu that could've easily been stolen or copied from the Inuzukas.

Gaara's siblings and father just think Gaara's just a legitimate nutcase/threat with his insecurities being doubled by the idea nobody believes Shukaku is real, they don't believe the thought that his mom contained a demon currently residing within Gaara.

Rare are the people who do believe in the existence of the Bijuus. Tobi does, for one (Zetsu grew so damn frustrated with the kid's cynicism and skepticism that he outright revealed Kakashi killed Rin because she held the Three-Tail rather than because she had become crazy under torture, because she kept telling Minato and Kakashi about Isobu and they didn't believe her at all, forcing her to commit suicide without any seal on her mouth needed because her jailers knew nobody would believe her), but never tells it to Akatsuki members because he knows some hardly believe the Madara lie already, so adding onto it is just counterproductive, he just tells them to target specific people with freakish amounts of chakra without telling them why.

Nagato does believe in Tailed Beasts, but only because he, Konan and Yahiko witnessed his Rinnegan in action and became open to the idea of anything happening (because of that, they're also incredibly gullible while still edgy af after Yahiko's death). Tobi's the only one to understand how the Rinnegan works as well, because everyone else thinks that Pain and his Paths are just a very small doujutsu clan who try to make themselves look cool with the "so-called eyes of the Sage of Six Paths".

The most insane part is because some of the seals are half-assed due to Hashirama's notes being ignored or piped up as false documents he might've written while he was drunk, the Jinchuriki can let their Bijuus out for a moment in a tiny form, and people will still believe they're just chakra constructs done as a prank or a decoy based on the tale of the Tailed Beasts. Naruto has a tiny Kurama on his shoulders while facing Gaara who has a growling mini-Shukaku on his head, their beasts trading insults while their teammates go "Wow, Gaara/Naruto, I didn't know you knew so many archaic swear words to put in your chakra illusion, you must've really been hitting those books at the library".

(for that, Sasuke ends up guessing that perhaps Naruto wasn't lying or being his regular loudmouthed self, since there's no way he could keep in mind so many fancy words, but still has a hard time believing it)

The Jinchurikis live dull and uneventful lives for the most part, because they have issues people rarely believe them about, something akin to invisible disabilities on the social scene, and it makes finding people who actually believe them a miracle, let alone meeting another Jinchuriki.

The "Dattebayo" being translated into "Believe it!" is really a plea at this point, because so many people are arbitrarily refusing to believe in those creatures, they keep brushing off the Jinchurikis whenever there's any trouble.