Can't tell the size by the banner so can't answer.

The calories would just literally scale with the weight of a normal cinnamon bun at whatever place this is, so just multiply per 100g (or bald eagle per square obesity)

I can answer the you would die question with a resounding yes with the conditional that you'd likely be taking so many vomit breaks you'd die from dehydration/exhaustion before getting like 10% in

And all that for $1!

How do you get square obesity when the shapes it creates are oblong, round, or pear?

Those are 4’ long fluorescent light fixture, so by a very rough guess I’ll put that cinnamon bun at 7’ wide and 2.75’ average height. At those measurements it’d have a volume of 105 cubic feet.

Now, for density, that can vary greatly, but let’s go with something like 1/6 the density of water, assuming that’s including frosting and whatever. Water is 60 pounds per cubic foot. That’d make these 10 pounds per cubic foot. After mathing, we find the cinnamon bun weighs about 1000 pounds.

1000 pounds to kg is 453.6kg, then to grams, it’d be 453600 grams.

At 4 calories per gram on carbs, that’s 1.8 million calories.

At 2000 cal/day, you’re set for 900 days, assuming you don’t die of diabetes meanwhile😂

(These are veryyyy rough estimates for figures. If you disagree with my estimates, feel free to scale it accordingly)

It only rounds up is the issue

Yes, like sugar alone have a LD50 of 29,7 g per kg

So one sitting of 2.4 kg of sugar will kill a man of 80kg

With 453,6 kg of cinnamon bun you have more than 2.4 Kg of sugar

The issue with obesity is always rounding ;)

Those are the US Ikea's cinnamon buns?

That looks nothing like a real cinnamon bun damn :/

We need a few variables here:

How much does the actual $1 cinnamon bun weigh, how many calories are in it, would you die, and what are its dimensions (height × width)?

Knowing these, we can guesstimate the dimensions of that banner cinnamon bun and therefore guesstimate the calories and cost. My guess is you would definitely die.

“Mom can I watch Sinners?”

“We have Sinner at home.”

I think you were supposed to watch Sinner5, the fifth movie in the Sinner franchise

What an Irish Vampire might look like.

I think I watched the wrong movie too, what is this?

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I thought it was a tennis bio-pic.

I love it too but...Harry Ambrose's story arc is done.

I guess if someone really wanted to they could tack more seasons on. But realistically, how many extremely complicated cases does the average small town detective see in a career? He's already 3 over that.

I really appreciated the series but for me the last season was stretching it.

He was retired in the last season and he overcame his self abusive, self destructive behavior.

I think we should let him go for now.

'Untamed' wasn't as good but it showed that Netflix wanted to make these mini-series that unraveled like The Sinner. I'm hoping that when they're inspired, Ambrose will make a return for a miniseries on Netflix.

But for now Bill Pullman is going to be fighting aliens from a retirement community in a upcoming series on Netflix called The Boroughs (2026).

The Outsider

True Detective s. 1

The Killing

The Night Of.

Bloodline 

The night of

Sinner S1 is the best thing here by a decent margin.

I wanted to like Dark Winds more than I did. Incredible performances and sense of place, real emotion in the relationships and history, but the basic mystery elements are basic and bordering on dull. It hooks you with vibes not excitement. 

Sinner S1 is the perfect “whydunit” with a great hook and super satisfying ending. Gives you the “just one more episode” feeling while still telling a real story.

The Sinner has two excellent seasons followed by 2 incredibly mediocre seasons. Dark Winds has two mildy slow but decent seasons. I'd say overall acting in the sinner is better for the first two seasons. But I also really like Dark Winds just I think it needed less contemplative silence.

other ideas: Sharp Objects, Capitani, , The Missing/Baptise, Broadchurch, Valhalla Murders

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I'd go with The Sinner, even the not so good seasons are decent.

Season 1 was one of the best shows I've ever seen. Each subsequent season was poor at best

Excellent. First season was absolutely killer, but the entire series is worth it. The first time I watched Bill Pullman was as a child for Independence Day. He never disappoints.

I liked S1 very much but later ones had that "we had a an idea, made a limited series with it but after it was a success we tried to make more but failed to capture what made it good" feel to it. S2 was decent, S3 was so, so bad and S4 was a surprising improvement.

I thought it was great. Season 3 being my personal favorite.

Season 1 is mind blowing. I skipped season 3 & haven’t started 4 yet. But definitely watch season 1 next. You wont regret it.

Netflix did it to me too;)) I noticed in the end of ep. 1 and decided to go to season 1. I'm glad because season 4 felt really boring to me and perhaps I wouldn't watch the whole show if I started from s.4. I loved the show

I started from the 4th season accidentally. I don't know, netflix just started me there. It ok, the seasons are not connected and as soon as I got done with the 4th seasoning skipped to the first which was excellent btw

Same thing happened to me! Started from the beginning and watched through. LOVE this show

Season 1 was the best imo.

Seasons 1 and 2 were the best. Disappointed in 3&4.

More like the Sinner:

-The Missing-UK (series, not movie)

-Baptise

-Capitani

I really liked season 4. Season 1 was my favorite and 2 was pretty good too.

this is the first time I heard about this and your post got me intrigued. really good one?

True detectives season 1

Broadchurch

Mare of easttown

Still not talking to you

Mind hunters

The Fall. British show about a serial killer